It's been pretty quiet around here...

...though since my last post, we had a domestic disturbance that ended with 9 police officers in our building and I got to watch our bathroom ceiling slowly collapse, leaving a 2.5 foot square hole and drywall crap all over our floor.

So, you know, business as usual in SpaHa.

Subway Weirdness

This morning I saw a woman measuring the width of the stairs into the subway with a tape measure. I can't imagine why someone would do this. If you are trying to move something large through the subway, you're going to have bigger problems than the stairs: the turnstiles and the gates are much smaller.

I can only assume that she is either planning to decorate/furnish the entrance to our subway station, or that she is planning some sort of elaborate heist (I'm thinking Minis driving through the subway tunnels or something).